Submit a Lascivious Limerick

This site grows almost exclusively through submissions by its users.   Please submit any limerick of which you are fond, and I will post it on the site.   My only guidelines are as follows:

1) The submission must be a limerick.  In an effort to keep the genre pure, I will only accept poems with an aabba rhyme scheme, and an appropriate meter.  Subtle departures from meter or rhyme scheme, if done intentionally, and used for effect, are OK by me.

2) The limerick must be dirty.  In my continuing efforts to keep the genre pure, I refuse to post limericks about counted cross-stitch, kittens, or Grandma's peanut-butter cookies.

The required fields on this form are "Category," and "Limerick."  I ask for name and email out of my own curiosity.  This information is not mandatory, but rest assured that if you do submit it, it will never be given out to anyone for any reason.  There is no text limit to the "Limerick" field, so you may include more than one limerick at a time, so long as they belong in the same catagory.

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